Oooh jinki and joongki lookin' so fineeeeeeee. Kekekekekekekekekeke ^^

Eh yeobo enlarge this photo. This is the moustache irl. :D Teehehe.

AND HURRY UP BALEH KAMPONG LEH WALAN EH I DYING ALR NO KIDDING.

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhaAAHHHHHHHHGggggggggggggggGGGAAaaaaaAAAA

快点回来我很想你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s/ yeobo i think i sent like 12 texts or something to you. hehehe spam your inbox. sorry ah i really miss you alot. text me quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily Deschanel aka Brennan on bones are sisters with Zooey Deschanel from 500 days of summer irl.

Emily's 34. Zooey's 30. But they both look like 25 to me.

Their great-great-grandfather was the 11th president of France. FRANCE.

They lived in Yugoslavia before. o.o

And Zooey starred in ytd's episode as Brennan's long lost cousin.

HOW AWESOME IS BONES!!!!! EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH LOR.

Start of cough: 11 december

End of cough: This is one hell of a motherfucking cough. It's not gonna end, is it!?!?!?!? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*cough cough x infinity*HHHHGGGGGHHHHHHH

I give up on abstaining from heaty food and drowning myself with cough mixture last friday. I ate ice cream and stuffed my face with fried food. Take that you stupid cough. I am not gonna cure you anymore.

Dilemma of a weekday's 9pm.

To watch... 1) Ptw on channel 8? Or 2) Mary stayed out all night on kbs world?

1) Got elvin ng he so cute in the show. And dyt also so handsome leh. Story plot also like nice.

2) JANG GEUN SUK.

Dilemma of a weekday's 10pm.

To watch... 1) Bones SEASON 5? Or 2) Mary stayed out all night?

1) Brennan and booth and lance and forensic and sarcasm and social awkwardness

2) JANG GEUN SUK AS A FRIGGIN BAND BOY WITH LONG SWISHY HAIR

Choices, choices. I hate choices. Can't I just watch them all simultaneously? Like how I work on completing 2 sudoku puzzles simultaneously? Haiz tv is cruel xxxxxxxxx

I just saw something on tumblr that is so so preston.


How to annoy your parents.
1. Follow them around the house everywhere
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Pretend you have amnesia
4. Say everything backwards
5. Run into walls (Or rather bicycles or any other vehicle cause it drives bel and I crazy)
6. Go into their room at 4am in the morning and yell "Good morning sunshine!"
7. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
8. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
9. When you're taking a shower yell "I'm drowning! I'm drowning!"
10. Talk to the commercial guy on tv about your problems

Have you ever spot someone you thought you knew from an opposite bus stop when you're in a bus, only to miss catching how he looked like when he boards the bus and your bus is speeding off?

Confusing scenario I know.

God, but bottom line is I need to move on and stop thinking so much. And stop being gloomy. Being gloomy and depressed and sad all day sucks.

C'mon, cheer up Meishan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argh this is totally not working

Somehow.....having britney spears' Do Somethin' blasting from the radio isn't the most appropriate song choice in a shop filled with godly statues. I just hope the many GYM here would't be offended by the lyrics man. Cause I have no idea how to tune back to the old english songs station.

Neo Ah Juan, I hereby ban you from ohatoms.tumblr.com and keykeybaby.tumblr.com till the end of this saturday.

Go and reblog photos from these 2 websites and I will tear your laptop apart.

I am serious.

Okay study hard now jiayou love chu~ :)

I hate dealing with confrontations and arguments and disagreements, regardless of the scale. I'd much rather prefer to...ignore and exclude the person from my life. Just shrink away from it altogether. It seems like a much better option in my opinion la. Cause after all the hostility and all, it would be near impossible to forget what you've done and how bothered I am about it. No? Esp when I do not consider you as a close friend, it would be far more meaningless to waste my effort trying to justify my stand and trying to empathise with you (not that I'm really interested in putting myself in your shoes anyway). I'm superb at ignoring and secluding myself away from people I do not wish to face....but what happens when the very people whom you've fallen out with and you've shunned away from, tries so hard to fit back into your life?

What happens then?

Do you....
1) Reciprocate the effort they've put into salvaging what's left and also make an effort to save the friendship?
2) Continue ignoring the person's desperate attempts?

But, confirm will have pros and cons one what!!
for 1), you can put in the effort only if it comes from your heart that you wanna salvage this friendship. Right? What if I've already decided to throw it all out the window because I don't think you're worth it anymore? What if I've long given up hope of you being a friend to me? Or...What if I'm simply feeling super irritated by your mere presence in my life and I want you to fucking get out of it???
For 2), you can ignore lah. But provided you have an infinite amount of patience and determination to not get your feathers ruffled up by their desperate attempts. Cause confirm you'll blow your top when your limit's reached right? There's only so much harassment and intrusion and irritation one can take before her sanity cracks.

So how now brown cow?? I have no idea man.

Help anyone?

Mental note to self:

Fried you tiao with sotong paste,

Duck and chicken crepe thing,

Coffee pork ribs,

and........friend scallop with banana and ba kwa roll probably isn't the best cuisine choice when you're down with a sore throat. That, coupled with hanging out under my block till 3am and getting bitten a ridiculous amount of times by vicious mozzies would turn that sore throat into an instant full-bown throat infection and cough and slight fever.

Spent the whole day nursing my throat that feels fucking ripped apart right now. Hurts to even swallow my own saliva la fml maximum.

But on hindsight I'd probably still do it all again, haha. Dinner was awesome with my fave boys. Headed to some atas zi char stall at bedok which pres recommended. Not bad! Weight jokes were made constantly (h8 you abel lim) because I am obsessed with wanting to slim down and by the end of the night I was alr immune to it. Mental note number 2, stop talking bout weight related issues around abel. Complain to pres instead and make sure he doesn't blab on me. :) *wink wink* we have a deal ok ah cong.

Work's great :) Friends' are great. Ahhhhhh~ Life's been treating me not bad since after A's :)

Last night, Pres called. "Hey pumpkin, wanna go out on monday to eat? I wanna eat something big."

But I was meeting someone else so I rejected him.

A few hours later... Bel texted. "Thursday supper?"

WALAU EH EVERYONE JUST OUT TO SPOIL MY DIET PLANS. :( Sob sob.

Ok, exercising starts tomorrow. And hopefully my tomorrow doesn't fade away into my abyss of comforter, blanket and mountain of fluffy pillows. Cause I just snoozed away an hour's worth of alarm clocks from 7 to 8 today, failure max.

Oooh short hair by tomorrow can't wait!!!

This is best. The brits have the most awesome sense of humour man.

"If you get captured by cannibals, when they're cooking you in the pot, they show you pornographic pictures so that you'll have an erection and there's more meat to go around"

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Last picture's my caller image. Hahahahahaha damn funny right the expression. This is to maximise my happiness level when someone calls me. So even when someone I don't like calls, it wouldn't ruin my mood. Works for me at least.

And.....I feel like my personal space has been invaded. Will you try and be a part of something you've long given up on? I don't know if I would. But one thing I know, it's gonna be awkward for everyone now.

P.S/ Baby's fucking sexy with the sweat and newly cut hair and jutting adam's apple and....whooooooooo gan si lang hot

Funny texts all day long.

Me: Choose 1 of your favourite celebs (preferably the more good looking one). Jay/Key/Junho/T.O.P

Ger: Haha cannot choose one la wlao. :( 2 can? Haha!

Ger: And I can't make up my mind. It's like asking you to..decide between alex, your wtk guy idk his name, onew, song joong ki and alot more I cannot name all.

Min: Who is lee jinki?

Me: Walau! Haha frm shinee one la. The leader :) Nickname is onew

Min: Ok..say onew la. Onew I know. Haha.

Me: Lee jinki is real name ma. Wife must call husband real name one. Cannot be like normal ppl you know? Haha

Min: Haha. Lame! My desktop damn cb.

(Ok i just find her sudden outburst of "my desktop damn cb" hilarious. As well as the "say onew la. onew i know" cause I can totally imagine her expression when she's saying it. Hehehe)

Me: See I lurb you so much. So you can protect me during war? Whaseh war. If really war I think I first one die

Pei: Lol! If war ah, I at night sleep among the ah nehs. Better shelter :)

*This one ger confirm tak make it. Before the night is over she alr die of smell. Confirm. She prejudice hahahaha*

Me: Anw I saw what you mean by onew's hair shorter. Hehe so cute

Ger: Hahaha look so much better right!

Me: Haha face dont matter la. Off lights alr also cannot see face

Ger: Hahahahah WTF. You ah forever one leh

Me: Sorry I got no self control when it comes to onew. How can you expect someone who's being willingly........(I don't think I wanna disclose what I said cause it's 猥亵 MAX)

Ger: Hahaha! Yahla yahla hahaha~ Say this type of thing just buey paiseh one leh haha

Bwahaha I love my girlfriends :D

Lunch with pres was detrimental to my diet plans. After the main course he just say "Hmmm shall we have dessert?" And we ended up sharing some mud pie and tiramisu tgt :((( Sad max. And he 重伤 me by saying "I thought someone say want to exercise damn hard after what bio paper? *looks at me intently*"

Me: *Hides my face behind the menu*

Haiz. But nvm he managed to redeem himself by saying "Now that I look closer you like got skinner ah" YESSSSSSSARRRRRRRRRR MADE MY DAY!! ~Don't care if it's lip service I shiok can alr~ and for being a sport for accompanying me through my adventure in popular. Ended up buying stuff that I really need/don't really need/don't need at all but it looks cute so heck it/someday I will need it.

SHIOK MAX. I predict tmr will be a knn hot day cause today rain whole day and the weather's weird like that.

I'm a good soldier. I'm a damn good soldier. But I'm a bad human being. A bad, bad, human being.

I think I just lost all my residual sanity. After knowing that We the Kings is touring at Japan (Japan???????? I can't even. JAPAN??????? ARE YOU SERIOUS?????) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Song Joong Ki

Joongki, Minho, Junho

Yeobo ah if you read this post, this is dedicated to you with an ulterior motive. Song Joong Ki. He so fuh-reaking cute omg!!!!!!! Really when you have the time just don't watch what Mr. J or WGM already. GET STARTED ON SUNGKYUNKWAN SCANDAL!!!

And the last picture ^_^ Got your junho ah~ Teehehe.

And I end this post with a heavy heart cause I'm already at episode 11 (OMG DOUBLE DIGIT) and there's only 20 episodes. Nooooooooooooooo why so short only!!!! SOB SOB SOB SOB MAX

I had the worst timing alive

But all we did was have good times

She had eyes like the ocean, I got lost in the tide

If I had one more try, I’d make her mine.

Korean words I learnt from Sungkyunkwan Scandal episode 5

Again = Ta Shee

Pass = 通

Fail = 不通

Haha all these words were repeated at least 10 times in the whole episode. Especially "ta shee". Poor girl, she kept trying to master archery but it's like sooo freaking difficult lah!! :( Sob sob poor delicate fingers of hers.

...Which reminded me of the time we did archery in secondary school. Haha which was of course ultimate failure for me. My arrow never landed on the target board for once. The board okay, I'm not even talking bout the coloured circles where you'd actually start gaining points. My arrow went above and beyond the board and had a relatively high affinity for the black plastic screen behind. So....ultimate fail lah!

I completed 4 episodes of SS ytd online and caught episode 14 on kbs world!!!! Haha homosexuality in the resides of sacred scholarly-ness. Dude you're not gay!!!! She's a friggin pretty girl in mens wear omg how can you not realise that!!!!! Go pronounce your love to her loud and proud in tonight's episode ok!!!! Wheee~

I have officially lost it. The liberation is too overwhelming to get accustomed to in such a short period of time. Lol.

How I'm intending to spend my time now for the rest of this year......

1) Sungkyunkwan Scandal - Soong Joongki so cute!)

2) My Girlfriend is a Gumiho - purely cause got

Lee Seunggi buahaha~

3) Mary stayed out all night - helloooo Jang Geun Suk!

4) Ka Hou Yuet Yun

5) Fat Jing Sin Fung 2

WHAHAHAHAHAHA GONNA FEAST MY EYES ON ALL THESE AWESOME SHOWS. 爽到不行.

Anww....go watch The Skeleton Key!! Quite nice :) It's been darn long since i watched a really good horror film that gives me chills just thinking bout it. Along with the fact that all my close friends are anti-horror further entrenches that fact :( Sob sob.

AHHHHH TIME TO WATCH SUNKYUNKWAN SCANDAL LIAO~ :D Videos load hao liao!~

The end is so fucking near I can smell it.

And who knew that a bus ride could evoke so many memories huh.

Fan girls screaming endlessly at the airport amazes me. The speed that they sprint also amazes me. o.o Can run so fast one ah you all.

Oh well nothing a lil' cole mohr spam wouldn't fix :) This boy is freaking gorgeous.

Lady standing around looking for an extra chair cause she's with a group of 5 and there is a maximum of 4 chairs at the tables.

Me, being extra nice (and not wanting to look like a total hoarder of chairs since i only bought one cup of ice cappuccino): "Err excuse me? *flashes big smile* you can have my chair"

Lady: "Actually its not your chair, it's the shop's chair."

Wtf?

I just stun. Don't even know to smile politely back at her and pretend that i didn't catch what she said or...stand up and throw the chair into her face and scream "Ya and now it's your fucking chair, happy??!!!???!!!??"

Why people nowadays like this one ah. I just don't get it.

When queuing up to order also leh. I know that the queue is awkwardly positioned but sadly I am not the designer who designed the space to be like this, okay??? If I was the designer there wouldn't even be a queue. Everything will be automated such that you just have to order your food on a screen and the food will be served to you immediately. Yes, I'll make it that easy to accommodate lazy assholes like you. Alas, but I am not. So, sorry while you have to stand for another 30 seconds or so before the person can take your order. Which I'm sure it's all it takes to break your tender ligaments and brittle bones. Sob. Sob.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH multitude of ugly behaviour being blatantly shoved into my face when all I did was study econs. Maybe...this is a sign, to ask me to halt mugging for an extremely confusing and mind fucking subject. Hehehe yeah right you wish ah meishan, you wish.

Self made cha soba was yummyyyyyyyy~ Wasabi spam and I end up feeling like a dragon after every bite. Like having to release that tension from I donno where aiya ok you get what i mean right it's the feeling after eating wasabi. But, shiokness max!!!!

I talk to myself alot...esp when watching tv shows. Haha. I am my own commentator and audience to the comments i make. And i use like a pseudo american (sometimes british) accent to make my comments just to sound intelligent to myself. HAHAHA does that even make sense? The whole loneliness thing is starting to get to me :O I need excitement forcefully injected into my blood stream now lah if this goes on I can star in the walking dead as a zombie extra alr :(

x. This space is filled with rants and rants and never ending rantsssssssssssssssssssssssss

How i'm feeling nowdays.

Not wanting to interact.

Absolutely disregarding things and people alike hehe.

Extremely frustrated.

HAHA this is so pointless lah i donno wtf i'm doing. But, look!!!!! my baby so cute laaaaaaaa~ More cute than...whatever he's just super adorable dork and lovable!~ :D :D

I realised i made like 1 careless mistake for maths p2 today fuck T-test and Z-test.

Technology has a negative impact on the skills of people.

Avoid eye contact avoid eye contact pretend you never see the person and then....."meishan ah!" Sian max.

Sitting at the bus stop peacefully enjoying the relief of not needing to do maths for the rest of my fucking life~talking bout happy stuff~ and suddenly...."excuse me can you all move i want to sit i'm sure there's space" whaaaaaa fucking no manners ok!!!!!! cb!!!!!!!! I just stun.

Finally had chicken chop after craving for it for........a very long time. Just never open leh always.

Mosquito bites at random places. Hungry insects.

Why no more bones and how i met your mother and ghost whisperer.

Haiz exams just not over saturated max.

Pointless post ttm.

今天下午和爸爸谈天时，忽然提到二姑。心里。。。很痛。二姑，美姗很想你。你不要丢下我一个人，可以吗？我真得很想你。。。 对不起二姑，我不是个乖孙。对不起二姑。。。

I spent the whole day talking to myself while doing chem. At the airport. Alone.

Fml :(