DELREY

Feel free to pay this song as you are reading this post. I'm obsessed with the entire album at the moment.

A conversation last night with ze bff.

G: What you doing.
Me: Watching videos about Dita Von Teese and listening to Lana Del Rey and wanting to go live in the 50s but being reminded of the comfort of jeans and shorts.
G: Omg I'm starting to wonder if we belong to the same gen.

In case anyone don't know who Dita is, she's a burlesque dancer. So she's essentially a stripper la. So yes, I spent my x'mas eve watching interviews of a stripper while listening to Lana's album on repeat. Best way to spend it in my opinion.

This space's looking a little dull and sad so...here are some photos to cherry this space up before I head out and celebrate x'mas at my favourite Japanese restaurant.

1. How good does Bill look with his hair cut and bleached? I cannot wait for Tokio Hotel's new album. It's been too long.

2. Baked strawberry cheesecake cupcakes while catching up on UFC. Still pissed at the bad refereeing job for the Ricci vs Smith fight. It was 90% wrestling + failed choke hold attempts and 10% kitty punches. Plus the referee missed a bloody obvious foul. Ugh, I'm getting pissed all over again just talking about it.

3. Very bad wrapping which I am hoping the ribbon might distract the eyes from. I'm good to go as long as ze bff doesn't flip the gift around and see the horrendous taping on the back side.

4. Attempted a selca. Attempted.

Gonna haul my ass to prepare for an awesome evening. God knows how long I'll take while listening to Lana's album. Not exactly the kind of music that screams "Hurry your ass up!!". Haha.

Merry Merry Merry Christmas.

We were born to die.

TROUBLE

I guess you didn't care
And I guess I liked that
-
You took a step back

It's just one of those nights when i feel really stupid over something that should be insignificantly insignificant and i want to rant but i dont know where to start and i know it's probably just a joke a very annoying joke but you know what i expected some form of comfort at the end of the joke but it didnt came and i feel like a joke now so like what swifty said so shame on me and i am not going to take this personally or seriously or whatever imma just sleep it off till i can conjure up sentences with puctuation.

Haiyerrrrrrr.

Ok done. Done. Change topic,

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WTF

Who the fuck decided that 9.30pm was the official carol singing time on 14TH FUCKING DECEMBER???????

A bunch of people are singing a compilation of christmas songs and they are currently doing a number which goes like this.

I wanna wish you a merry christmas from the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a merry christmas from the bottom of my heart
I wanna RUIN YOUR STUDY SESSION WITH OUR CHERRY VOICES AND MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR MANAGEMENT ACCOUNTING NOTES.

And who the hell shakes a god damn shaker so loud that it could be heard all 11 freaking levels above the ground. WHO????

If there's anything I dislike more than festive music, is premature festive music sung by a bunch of overly enthusiastic people oozing excessive sunny disposition.

I am 5 minutes into my rant and I think that they are on their last number. It's silent night. If they were trying to elicit a response from me, they will have it yelled out the window in about 10 seconds if they do not stop singing.

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Congratulations, carol singing people whom I assume do not own a calender OR a watch, you have just made me screamed out the window "SHUT UP STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" whilst on the phone with G. She calmly told me "If they don't stop singing by 10 you can call the police you know." Lol.

It did not work by the way, if anyone wanted to know. They merely softened their voices and changed their track list.

Tell me how Where Is The Love by Black Eyed Peas and Lucky by Jason Mraz has got anything to do with the season. HOW. Each irrelevant song they are singing is just slowly thinning away my patience and self control of not shouting out my own rendition of Where Is The SILENCE out the window.

Great. They are singing We Are Young now. I'm aging from rage just hearing their continuous singing.

Rage I tell you, RAGE.

CARROT

I'm not one to be obsessed with soft toys plush toys or just toys in general, but this has got to be the funniest thing ever. A giant carrot. Yes I am amused by giant vegetables.

Need to head down to Ikea and get me some.

Speaking of shopping,

Ally told me about a couple of online shops that were having majorly ridic x'mas discounts. We might have spent a significant part of our social psych lecture browsing through the websites for fear of limited stocks.

As you can see, while I'm still trying to be disciplined and carefully sifting through the barrage of extremely discounted clothing choices, there she is, playing her dangle-carrot-in-front-of-the-rabbit part really well. Lol.

Damn you year end sales!!

EMT

Was feeling a little hungry when I decided to click on an epic meal time video.

5 videos later this is how I feel.

I ain't even hungry no more.

Feeling a little..jaded. Okay maybe not as severe as jaded but more along the lines of feeling unappreciated? Perhaps in a day or two I will successfully convince myself that it is more of a circumstantial thing than a great disappointment, but right now I feel like those emergency call numbers you never call unless you're in one.

SICK

View from out my window when I came home after school.

Succumbed to visiting a doctor because my sore throat-turned-cough isn't really flying with the weather nowadays. Sore throats are always a delight to have. They are the entire package you see, first a little infection on your throat, then bump it up to cough, next thing you know you're down with a fever and a miserable flu.

I might have stalled a little too long because I'm in between the last two stages now. Wrapped myself up in jeans + hoodie and waddled to school today feeling like a sack of crap.

Is it weird that I cannot not think of Britney whenever someone uses the word prerogative?

Foo Fighters on the repeat.

Down crooked stairs and sideways glances,
Comes the king of second chances.
Now throw him in the flame.

Also, is it weird that I always listen to AC/DC's Back in Black in the morning?

Yes I'm let loose,
From the noose,
That's been keeping me hanging about
I keep looking at the sky cause it's getting me high
Forget the herse cause I'll never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Using every one of them and running wild

This song never fails to get me pumped up for a school day...which I doubt is the last thing on the Young brothers' and Brian Johnson's mind when they wrote this song. Get a college girl who woke up way too early on a Tuesday pumped for school. Hahahaha.

BURNT

I am too lazy to put away a bowl of burnt popcorn so while I am trying to fight off lethargy and trying to come up with a concise set of chemistry notes, that is all I am smelling right now. Problems of not having a microwave around the house and having bad estimation of when popcorn is supposed to be done popping. I was afraid that if I lifted the lid too early a piece of popped corn might take out my eye.

I also have a bowl of melted brown sugar sitting in the sink because I felt fancy and wanted my popcorn to be sweet. Not the biggest fan of doing dishes.

Extremely lethargic right now. Every single month when the period's here, my body goes into a time-to-make-her-miserable mode. Extremely lethargic, even worse memory than usual, random jabs of pains, weird food cravings. Did I mention extreme lethargy? Seriously I get so damn tired it's not funny.

Couz: Can we have tuition on Sunday at 8pm?
Me: Yupyup can!

I showed up at her place on Saturday at 8pm and rang the doorbell with a half eaten cup of grape fro-yo. My cousin might have opened the door with a O.O face exclaiming "Meishan jie jie it's supposed to be SUNDAY!!!".

God I am so frickin' tired right now.