WTF

Who the fuck decided that 9.30pm was the official carol singing time on 14TH FUCKING DECEMBER???????

A bunch of people are singing a compilation of christmas songs and they are currently doing a number which goes like this.

I wanna wish you a merry christmas from the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a merry christmas from the bottom of my heart
I wanna RUIN YOUR STUDY SESSION WITH OUR CHERRY VOICES AND MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR MANAGEMENT ACCOUNTING NOTES.

And who the hell shakes a god damn shaker so loud that it could be heard all 11 freaking levels above the ground. WHO????

If there's anything I dislike more than festive music, is premature festive music sung by a bunch of overly enthusiastic people oozing excessive sunny disposition.

I am 5 minutes into my rant and I think that they are on their last number. It's silent night. If they were trying to elicit a response from me, they will have it yelled out the window in about 10 seconds if they do not stop singing.

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Congratulations, carol singing people whom I assume do not own a calender OR a watch, you have just made me screamed out the window "SHUT UP STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" whilst on the phone with G. She calmly told me "If they don't stop singing by 10 you can call the police you know." Lol.

It did not work by the way, if anyone wanted to know. They merely softened their voices and changed their track list.

Tell me how Where Is The Love by Black Eyed Peas and Lucky by Jason Mraz has got anything to do with the season. HOW. Each irrelevant song they are singing is just slowly thinning away my patience and self control of not shouting out my own rendition of Where Is The SILENCE out the window.

Great. They are singing We Are Young now. I'm aging from rage just hearing their continuous singing.

Rage I tell you, RAGE.