I just discovered another fear of mine.
Millipedes.
Wtf damn fucking disgusting lah super super super scary. The exterior is kinda black and shiny and...hard-ish but the underside is pink and all soft-ish. I can deal with small ones like <2 inches. But motherfucking long assed ones like 3 inches< walan eh it's almost on the same level as frogs already.
I was peacefully doing sudoku when a mother of a millipede decides to creep into the shop. We are talking at least 3 inches and above ok. Long and fleshy and very very extremely terrifying. And I swear that the millipede could understand human talk. Cause when I called pei in a state of extreme distress and I said "OMG the millipede is crawling across the shop!!!", the millipede had the nerve to switch course and CRAWLED TOWARDS ME.
That scheming little fucker. Hate millipedes.
And cause I couldn't kill the millipede, I had to use a piece of A4 paper to...scoop it out of the shop. Most terrifying thing besides walking past tanks of frogs at zi char stalls/fish shops.
So in short I just got terrorized by a pretty bold millipede.
You can approximate my level of boredom by seeing how significant a millipede attack is to me.
Haha. Ok I hate millipedes and frogs.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Eye-candy Failure
Was on webcam-ing/video chatting (whatever it's called with pei) when she lent me her facebook account to browse (re: stalk) people.
You see, I have a tip to offer to everyone.
In any case when you're about to stalk your eye-candy's profile, and that eye-candy happens to be one that is very unique.......as in all your friends think that he is not handsome at all but you defiantly live in your own delusion that he is the most gorgeous male on earth...DON'T. Resist the temptation to press the button. RESIST IT. Cause you will regret it. The very minute you see his photo in a blown up, stationary state as compared to shy 2 second glimpses.....you will regret it. Your fantasy would be broken. No not broken, VAPORIZED would be a better word for it. Your fantasy will vaporize and....you will feel like a joke:(
Only pei has seen my failure. And I made her swear that she'll NEVER EVER EVER show anyone my failed eye-candy. Nobody should be given so much hope and placed on such a high pedestal, only to be pushed down to the bottomless pit of let down. Like pei. BAHAHAHAHA so I will not place anyone through the same ordeal.
And after I showed her my..."eye-candy", pei went on a rampage of facebook blind match-making. It was name after name after name of cute and handsome guys. That girl was bent on brain washing and re-calibrating my taste in men.
For now, I shall go mope in shame and disappointment I brought upon myself.
:( This seKret shall die with me. And pei. Hahaha.
Insecure
A brief meet up with B recently has been eliciting a lot of self-conscious thoughts in my mind.
I have absolutely no idea, why someone would point out another person's insecurity out blatently and then try to mask it as some form of concern or...a passing statement. Different people have different insecurities, and just because you don't share the same insecurity doesn't mean the other person's insecurity is any less significant.
Whoa thats a lot of insecurities in a single paragraph. Haha.
Maybe you're feeling more secure now cause you have a someone who's completely smitten with you, reassuring you every single day that you're beautiful just the way you are, telling you how your eyes sparkle like Edward Cullen's skin under the sun, but that doesn't warrant you the right to make someone feel less pretty...right?
Perhaps it's just a careless slip of the tongue, an unintentional comment, or maybe just my sensitivity acting up. But I think one should always tread cautiously whenever commenting on appearance cause sometimes, the most innocent remark may be turn out to be the most hurtful words which bothers someone for days and days and dayssss. Everyone wants to take pride in their own appearance, but the constant berating and standardizing of the notion of beauty seems the biggest impediment for self-worth and confidence to be fulfilled within everyone.
......and I officially sound like some girl who needs a whole lotta self-love. Ok this is just an exception of openly displaying my insecurities. Not gonna happen again.
I have absolutely no idea, why someone would point out another person's insecurity out blatently and then try to mask it as some form of concern or...a passing statement. Different people have different insecurities, and just because you don't share the same insecurity doesn't mean the other person's insecurity is any less significant.
Whoa thats a lot of insecurities in a single paragraph. Haha.
Maybe you're feeling more secure now cause you have a someone who's completely smitten with you, reassuring you every single day that you're beautiful just the way you are, telling you how your eyes sparkle like Edward Cullen's skin under the sun, but that doesn't warrant you the right to make someone feel less pretty...right?
Perhaps it's just a careless slip of the tongue, an unintentional comment, or maybe just my sensitivity acting up. But I think one should always tread cautiously whenever commenting on appearance cause sometimes, the most innocent remark may be turn out to be the most hurtful words which bothers someone for days and days and dayssss. Everyone wants to take pride in their own appearance, but the constant berating and standardizing of the notion of beauty seems the biggest impediment for self-worth and confidence to be fulfilled within everyone.
......and I officially sound like some girl who needs a whole lotta self-love. Ok this is just an exception of openly displaying my insecurities. Not gonna happen again.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
WTF
In case you didn't know, I am absolutely terrified of frogs. I hate them. I can't look at them for more than 15 seconds. I can't even bear looking at PICTURES of frogs. They just...creep the fuck out of me.
Ya ya I know bel's gonna say, "Lizards and frogs are technically the same ya know." But my brain just doesn't process them the same way! Lizards = cute and squishy and sticky and I mean c'mon, that little fellow STICKS to the wall!! So cool can.
But frogs = My body is automatically on marathon mode.
So, here's reason number #23124 why frogs are disgusting and should be exterminated from the face of the Earth.
About once a week, frogs shed their skin. The process begins with the frog doing a lot of twisting, bending, and stretching to loosen the old skin. Then the frog pulls the skin over its head like a sweater and -- usually -- eats it.
WHAT IN THE FUCKING WORLD. It's like eating your own scabs leh. Wah piangggggggggggggg.
I am really hating classification of living things in the secondary 1 science text book.
Ya ya I know bel's gonna say, "Lizards and frogs are technically the same ya know." But my brain just doesn't process them the same way! Lizards = cute and squishy and sticky and I mean c'mon, that little fellow STICKS to the wall!! So cool can.
But frogs = My body is automatically on marathon mode.
So, here's reason number #23124 why frogs are disgusting and should be exterminated from the face of the Earth.
About once a week, frogs shed their skin. The process begins with the frog doing a lot of twisting, bending, and stretching to loosen the old skin. Then the frog pulls the skin over its head like a sweater and -- usually -- eats it.
WHAT IN THE FUCKING WORLD. It's like eating your own scabs leh. Wah piangggggggggggggg.
I am really hating classification of living things in the secondary 1 science text book.
Hush Harsh Hush
This is the calming before the storm,
this absolution is always incomplete,
its always bittersweet.
Was up till 3am in the morning today, talking to G online. Sought advice pertaining to a certain ongoing issue which bothers me to no end (srsly I wna pull all my hair out and shoot myself) and I realise that I really, really suck at sugarcoating my words when it comes to confrontational situations.
My logic is that since you have to throw away all ego and fear and break all boundaries and comfort zones to confront something and be aggressive....might as well just don't mince words and say it as it is? Rather than you attempt to make candied fragments of your opinions and then it doesn't get across clearly.
Just a recalled version of an extract of our conversation which I thought was amusing.
G: But stuff like "I can change..blah blah" will definitely come out la. Don't say I didn't warn you. It's just normal relationship stuff.
Me: Then I'll reply "Pls don't. Don't have to change. Anyway it's already like this. Honestly, changing wouldn't make much of a difference leh."
G: Pls don't??? That is so bad
G: Like she want to change but you don't let her
Me: That was my attempt at softening my words!! I used please!
Hahaha. But all is well cause I saved up useful, tactful and kind phrases that might come in handy. Courtesy of G. I told him that it'll be the benchmark for the right.."soft" tone I'm suppose to adopt in tricky situations like this. I'll just compare whatever I want to say to his phrases, and then edit accordingly.
But right now...lets hope that I won't have to use them. *fingers crossed*
this absolution is always incomplete,
its always bittersweet.
Was up till 3am in the morning today, talking to G online. Sought advice pertaining to a certain ongoing issue which bothers me to no end (srsly I wna pull all my hair out and shoot myself) and I realise that I really, really suck at sugarcoating my words when it comes to confrontational situations.
My logic is that since you have to throw away all ego and fear and break all boundaries and comfort zones to confront something and be aggressive....might as well just don't mince words and say it as it is? Rather than you attempt to make candied fragments of your opinions and then it doesn't get across clearly.
Just a recalled version of an extract of our conversation which I thought was amusing.
G: But stuff like "I can change..blah blah" will definitely come out la. Don't say I didn't warn you. It's just normal relationship stuff.
Me: Then I'll reply "Pls don't. Don't have to change. Anyway it's already like this. Honestly, changing wouldn't make much of a difference leh."
G: Pls don't??? That is so bad
G: Like she want to change but you don't let her
Me: That was my attempt at softening my words!! I used please!
Hahaha. But all is well cause I saved up useful, tactful and kind phrases that might come in handy. Courtesy of G. I told him that it'll be the benchmark for the right.."soft" tone I'm suppose to adopt in tricky situations like this. I'll just compare whatever I want to say to his phrases, and then edit accordingly.
But right now...lets hope that I won't have to use them. *fingers crossed*
Addict
I forgot how addictive late-night internet was.
1) Blog hopping like a kangaroo.
2) Activated my web chat for the first time in 2132434years.
3) Read through old web chat histories.
I haven't been sleeping before 12am. This is bad.
(/edit) Was reading though chat histories as per mentioned, and it brought back memories from a could-have-been-something...spark? Relationship? Well technically we weren't anything, but somehow we were? SO CONFUSING. But if things were to actually develop any further, pei wei ger would kill me. Belly and pres would then trample on my mutilated dead body. HAHAHA
1) Blog hopping like a kangaroo.
2) Activated my web chat for the first time in 2132434years.
3) Read through old web chat histories.
I haven't been sleeping before 12am. This is bad.
(/edit) Was reading though chat histories as per mentioned, and it brought back memories from a could-have-been-something...spark? Relationship? Well technically we weren't anything, but somehow we were? SO CONFUSING. But if things were to actually develop any further, pei wei ger would kill me. Belly and pres would then trample on my mutilated dead body. HAHAHA
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Obsession
I like McFly. I like Onew. I like Seungho. I like ATL. I like WTK. I like Kaká. I like Alexa Chung.
I like them like how I like arrowhead chips, dried mango, durian, mai ya tang, chicken, fries, air con, loose tops, skinny jeans, slippers, and any other tangible things in life.
Was blog hopping when I stumbled across a...(is there another word for psycho?) blog. Out of 10 posts, 9 would be about korean idols and her immense fascination/support/love for them. I mean, declaring your love for them is one thing lah (I am guilty of that also), but being OBSESSED is another. Whole time I was scrolling through her blog, my mind was repeating "Siao eh siao eh siao eh".
I don't understand how someone can build their entire...interest, money and spare energy/time on another human being. Especially when that human being is just another pretty face in the midst of 100000 other pretty faces in the media. And chances are, you'll never ever ever even come remotely close to befriending that person in real life.
When I hang out with my girls and we indulge in some occasional pretty boy crazy talk, we'd say delusional things like "Wha!! Last night I sleep on ong's chest leh his muscles damn shiok" or "Tmr I flying to taiwan leh" or "Onew just sent me ginseng from korea" or "Joong my husband leh". But we say it for the sake of fun! Girl talk kinda fun yknow. I don't think anyone of us actually meant what we said or have this secret master plan drawn up to realize that delusion.
If any idol actually sent ginseng to me, I am definitely not going to eat it. Not because it's precious or whatever, but that ginseng may be poisoned lor! So free to send me expensive chinese herbs ah. Siao! For all you know, those idols may actually be closet psychos. (Ahem Edison Chen?)
And....I don't think the girl is joking about her obsession towards her favourite idols. Like full out, 100% obsession. A bit scary actually.
So..welcome to the psyche of a obsessed fan girl. Most of most of her blog entries are like...:
#1. Oh how I miss SHINee so much. Please take me to South Korea and have Onew appear right in front of my eyes.
#2. Onew oppa!!! I love you so so so so much. Please stay safe ok! Hwaiting!! I know you'll do SM proud!! :)
#3. Oh yes!! Onew oppa is back in S.Korea!! I miss my boyboy so much! I need my daily dosage of love specially sealed and mailed from Korea! < 3
#4. I hope SM doesn't tire out SHINee..Especially Onew!! He's been looking so tired and sleepy! I don't want my Onew to become a walking zombie!! :(
SIAO BOH.
SIAO BOH.
SIAO BOH.
Siao hor!! It's totally normal to marvel at their talents/looks/whatever. We all have our own indulgences. But there's a fine line between marvelling and...being psycho-obsessed (à la Michael Jackson's fans killing themselves when MJ passed away).
The wonders of the human brain. Hahaha.
I like them like how I like arrowhead chips, dried mango, durian, mai ya tang, chicken, fries, air con, loose tops, skinny jeans, slippers, and any other tangible things in life.
Was blog hopping when I stumbled across a...(is there another word for psycho?) blog. Out of 10 posts, 9 would be about korean idols and her immense fascination/support/love for them. I mean, declaring your love for them is one thing lah (I am guilty of that also), but being OBSESSED is another. Whole time I was scrolling through her blog, my mind was repeating "Siao eh siao eh siao eh".
I don't understand how someone can build their entire...interest, money and spare energy/time on another human being. Especially when that human being is just another pretty face in the midst of 100000 other pretty faces in the media. And chances are, you'll never ever ever even come remotely close to befriending that person in real life.
When I hang out with my girls and we indulge in some occasional pretty boy crazy talk, we'd say delusional things like "Wha!! Last night I sleep on ong's chest leh his muscles damn shiok" or "Tmr I flying to taiwan leh" or "Onew just sent me ginseng from korea" or "Joong my husband leh". But we say it for the sake of fun! Girl talk kinda fun yknow. I don't think anyone of us actually meant what we said or have this secret master plan drawn up to realize that delusion.
If any idol actually sent ginseng to me, I am definitely not going to eat it. Not because it's precious or whatever, but that ginseng may be poisoned lor! So free to send me expensive chinese herbs ah. Siao! For all you know, those idols may actually be closet psychos. (Ahem Edison Chen?)
And....I don't think the girl is joking about her obsession towards her favourite idols. Like full out, 100% obsession. A bit scary actually.
So..welcome to the psyche of a obsessed fan girl. Most of most of her blog entries are like...:
#1. Oh how I miss SHINee so much. Please take me to South Korea and have Onew appear right in front of my eyes.
#2. Onew oppa!!! I love you so so so so much. Please stay safe ok! Hwaiting!! I know you'll do SM proud!! :)
#3. Oh yes!! Onew oppa is back in S.Korea!! I miss my boyboy so much! I need my daily dosage of love specially sealed and mailed from Korea! < 3
#4. I hope SM doesn't tire out SHINee..Especially Onew!! He's been looking so tired and sleepy! I don't want my Onew to become a walking zombie!! :(
SIAO BOH.
SIAO BOH.
SIAO BOH.
Siao hor!! It's totally normal to marvel at their talents/looks/whatever. We all have our own indulgences. But there's a fine line between marvelling and...being psycho-obsessed (à la Michael Jackson's fans killing themselves when MJ passed away).
The wonders of the human brain. Hahaha.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Quid Pro Quo
Playing the text message version of Quid Pro Quo at 5.40am in the morning.
It's a pretty good timing to play the game, granted that I am sleep deprived, tired as hell, brain dead and having insomnia all at the same time. Makes being honest easier, cause you don't have to think that much. No holds barred.
And I had to google "no holds barred" cause my brain is on primitive mode. Haha.
But of course, you must still play it with a trustworthy friend la. If not all your seKRets not safe. Very ugly.
Oh ya and just in case you want to play quid pro quo,
Quid pro quo = From the Latin meaning "what for what"
So basically it's like an exchange of favours? But since we could only do it through text, our favours are just a barrage of random questions.
E.g. why do you work so hard after A's.
Being totally honest about how I really really feel deep down is kinda liberating. Not that I lie all the time lah. But it's not everyday when people go beyond accepting the facade of seeming calmness to ask how you really feel about certain issues.
Most just accept the pretense cause it's easier than actually giving a fuck.
It's a pretty good timing to play the game, granted that I am sleep deprived, tired as hell, brain dead and having insomnia all at the same time. Makes being honest easier, cause you don't have to think that much. No holds barred.
And I had to google "no holds barred" cause my brain is on primitive mode. Haha.
But of course, you must still play it with a trustworthy friend la. If not all your seKRets not safe. Very ugly.
Oh ya and just in case you want to play quid pro quo,
Quid pro quo = From the Latin meaning "what for what"
So basically it's like an exchange of favours? But since we could only do it through text, our favours are just a barrage of random questions.
E.g. why do you work so hard after A's.
Being totally honest about how I really really feel deep down is kinda liberating. Not that I lie all the time lah. But it's not everyday when people go beyond accepting the facade of seeming calmness to ask how you really feel about certain issues.
Most just accept the pretense cause it's easier than actually giving a fuck.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Memory
I have had abysmal memory since...forever. I cannot remember names/numbers well (until now I can only rmbr pei and wei's one cause they have like repetitive numerical sequences which are very easy to memorize), I cannot remember directions, I cannot remember where I placed something 3 seconds ago, I cannot remember what I need to do/buy.
In secondary school, I'd alwaaaays place my wallet on the table/chair/whatever and walk off. And I'd completely forget that I left my wallet behind. Wei got so irritated by this habit that she'd hide my wallet and then when I finally realise it has gone missing (like when I wna buy smth) and panic, then she'll return it to me. After lecturing me. Haha.
This year, (I think) that my memory has dipped even further leh. Which is just sad cause it's not very good to begin with.
Example #1.
I specifically tell myself last night to bring a new box of tissue to work. I reminded myself again last night. Again, when I woke up. When I was blow drying my hair. When I was tying my hair. When I was eating breakfast.
I realise I forgot to take a new box of tissue when I was on the bus to work.
Example #2.
I told myself umpteen times when I was eating breakfast, to bring some lined paper to work. I got kinda sian drawing lines on plain A4 paper already.
I realise I have no lined paper just 15 minutes ago.
Example #3.
My missing bank book is still nowhere to be found. How do you lose a bankbook anyway!!! And it was like my 4th time bringing it out to update lor. Mad sian.
Seriously. What will happen when I am 80. Ok maybe 75 lah very difficult to have long life with the persistant sweltering weather, lol. How to have better memoryyyyyyyyyyy.
In secondary school, I'd alwaaaays place my wallet on the table/chair/whatever and walk off. And I'd completely forget that I left my wallet behind. Wei got so irritated by this habit that she'd hide my wallet and then when I finally realise it has gone missing (like when I wna buy smth) and panic, then she'll return it to me. After lecturing me. Haha.
This year, (I think) that my memory has dipped even further leh. Which is just sad cause it's not very good to begin with.
Example #1.
I specifically tell myself last night to bring a new box of tissue to work. I reminded myself again last night. Again, when I woke up. When I was blow drying my hair. When I was tying my hair. When I was eating breakfast.
I realise I forgot to take a new box of tissue when I was on the bus to work.
Example #2.
I told myself umpteen times when I was eating breakfast, to bring some lined paper to work. I got kinda sian drawing lines on plain A4 paper already.
I realise I have no lined paper just 15 minutes ago.
Example #3.
My missing bank book is still nowhere to be found. How do you lose a bankbook anyway!!! And it was like my 4th time bringing it out to update lor. Mad sian.
Seriously. What will happen when I am 80. Ok maybe 75 lah very difficult to have long life with the persistant sweltering weather, lol. How to have better memoryyyyyyyyyyy.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Pres
So for as long as I could remember, I've always hated sorting out pictures on my laptop because my thumbnails wouldn't show me a preview of the photo like this.
Instead, it'll look like this.
Except that it's in the green-blue, mountain form. HOW TO SORT PICS LIKE THIS. Have to manually click every picture, view it in some other window, then decide how to sort it. Crazy time wasting. And I guarantee your blood will boil 3 minutes into sorting pictures like this, especially when they are all named 1300045657576_2323.jpg
And so this is why I love Preston Lim to death. He solved this motherfucking problem. Over msn. Anyone who's even attempted to teach me something technologically related online will understand what a mother genius pres is. Seriously.
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
you now picture manager?
Meishan says:
i have no idea what talking you
i using my pictiure?
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
you dont have the picture manager?
and what is your OS
Meishan says:
huh?!? what is Os even??
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
hmm...OS is called
operating system
= windows xp or windows vista or windows 7
^ is an example of how..dismal and pathetic my IT knowledge is.
And so fast forward to how he managed to solve my problem!!!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
go to your folder
with your photos inside
whatnot
Meishan says:
uh huh
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
click
organize
Meishan says:
uh huh!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
can ah
Meishan says:
can!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
and search options view tab
Meishan says:
yes!!!! CAN!!!!!!!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
uncheck
always show icons never thumbnails
make sure no tick
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
ah can?
Meishan says:
OMFG YOU ARE A GENIUS
CAN
CAN
CAN
(Notice the increasing excitement. Cannot help it man.)
AND DENG DENG DENG DENGGGGGG PRESTON SOLVED THE PROBLEM FOR ME.
I am not going to get angry at his "Spare me your life story"-s and "I will smash your face"-s because this humongouslyfanfuckingtastic favour he did me.
Really really really love him to tiny, grain-like bits and pieces.
Instead, it'll look like this.
Except that it's in the green-blue, mountain form. HOW TO SORT PICS LIKE THIS. Have to manually click every picture, view it in some other window, then decide how to sort it. Crazy time wasting. And I guarantee your blood will boil 3 minutes into sorting pictures like this, especially when they are all named 1300045657576_2323.jpg
And so this is why I love Preston Lim to death. He solved this motherfucking problem. Over msn. Anyone who's even attempted to teach me something technologically related online will understand what a mother genius pres is. Seriously.
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
you now picture manager?
Meishan says:
i have no idea what talking you
i using my pictiure?
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
you dont have the picture manager?
and what is your OS
Meishan says:
huh?!? what is Os even??
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
hmm...OS is called
operating system
= windows xp or windows vista or windows 7
^ is an example of how..dismal and pathetic my IT knowledge is.
And so fast forward to how he managed to solve my problem!!!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
go to your folder
with your photos inside
whatnot
Meishan says:
uh huh
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
click
organize
Meishan says:
uh huh!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
can ah
Meishan says:
can!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
and search options view tab
Meishan says:
yes!!!! CAN!!!!!!!
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
uncheck
always show icons never thumbnails
make sure no tick
Preston 林诗聪 ツ OoOoOoO says:
ah can?
Meishan says:
OMFG YOU ARE A GENIUS
CAN
CAN
CAN
(Notice the increasing excitement. Cannot help it man.)
AND DENG DENG DENG DENGGGGGG PRESTON SOLVED THE PROBLEM FOR ME.
I am not going to get angry at his "Spare me your life story"-s and "I will smash your face"-s because this humongouslyfanfuckingtastic favour he did me.
Really really really love him to tiny, grain-like bits and pieces.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Obscure
First time I'm online in a gazillion million years and no one, no one that I'd even be slightly interested in engaging in a decent, maximum 10 sentences conversation is online.
This is just sad. :( Spent my time blocking contacts instead. Hahahaha
(edit/) okay I retract that back. I am talking to bff and pei now. Haha guess this isnt too bad.
This is just sad. :( Spent my time blocking contacts instead. Hahahaha
(edit/) okay I retract that back. I am talking to bff and pei now. Haha guess this isnt too bad.
Jelly Belly
If I could personify bel's alter ego, it would be hands down, HIMYM's Barney Stinson.
This is the 10th year (if my memory hasn't failed me) we've known each other and you are really one of my most treasured friends!! Although you may seem frivolous most of the time to others, I know I can count on you whenever I need some good ol' honest opinion and advice. Plus, you give the best encouragement (same goes to pres so don't jealous). Haha.
Through plubbies, moobles and what not, through rejecting my hand-hugs/fist-hugs until I annoy you into giving in to me, through always reminding me to brush my teeth before I get in the lift, through late night suppers+h2h talks, through awkward study session with clingy girls (HAHAHA), through midnight birthday celebrations, though exam stress, through lousy boys I've met, through sparkles and lantern lighting, through...everything, I'm glad you're there. :)
Ok this is getting very mushy and I am not good at mushy stuff. So enjoy your 19th in camp, look forward to booking out on fri, and I love you very much. xoxoxoxo
P.S/ A joke for you. Virtual present.
Barney: I met a girl last night. So perky and full of life and not at all fake.
Ted: You're talking about her boobs, right?
Barney: C. And that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size. What up!
Hahahaha happy 19th belly!
This is the 10th year (if my memory hasn't failed me) we've known each other and you are really one of my most treasured friends!! Although you may seem frivolous most of the time to others, I know I can count on you whenever I need some good ol' honest opinion and advice. Plus, you give the best encouragement (same goes to pres so don't jealous). Haha.
Through plubbies, moobles and what not, through rejecting my hand-hugs/fist-hugs until I annoy you into giving in to me, through always reminding me to brush my teeth before I get in the lift, through late night suppers+h2h talks, through awkward study session with clingy girls (HAHAHA), through midnight birthday celebrations, though exam stress, through lousy boys I've met, through sparkles and lantern lighting, through...everything, I'm glad you're there. :)
Ok this is getting very mushy and I am not good at mushy stuff. So enjoy your 19th in camp, look forward to booking out on fri, and I love you very much. xoxoxoxo
P.S/ A joke for you. Virtual present.
Barney: I met a girl last night. So perky and full of life and not at all fake.
Ted: You're talking about her boobs, right?
Barney: C. And that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size. What up!
Hahahaha happy 19th belly!
Friday, June 3, 2011
Wake Up Call
*Last night*
Me: Eh when you wake up call me ok! I want to go and jog.
Ger: Okay.
*7.00am*
Ger: Hello eh wake up already!
Me: (obviously still sleeping but still want to fake an energetic voice) Ya ya I know haha I am awake liao!!!
Me: (put down phone immediately sleep)
*7.45am*
Ger: Hello eh you wake up already not!
Me: (Fake energetic voice part 2) Haha ya ya I wake up already la!! Don't worry!
Ger: No you don't fake. Wake up open the door and walk to cheng siang's house and say hi to his mother.
Me: *slightly awake* Hahaha simi sai la!!!
(Alyssa in the background): Ask her to go to the toilet and on the tap sound for you to hear.
Ger: OKAY! Wake up now walk to the toilet. I want to hear the tap water sound.
Me: WalauuuUUUUuuuUUuuUuUUu. Okay okay okayyyyy
THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAKE UP CALL EVER. I am still amazed by how they came up with these methods. Haha this actually made my rather dreadful and mundane morning.
And just a random thought, it's very good to have a handsome neighbour who likes to parade in his home topless. This means me can have free show. Teehehehehehe.
Me: Eh when you wake up call me ok! I want to go and jog.
Ger: Okay.
*7.00am*
Ger: Hello eh wake up already!
Me: (obviously still sleeping but still want to fake an energetic voice) Ya ya I know haha I am awake liao!!!
Me: (put down phone immediately sleep)
*7.45am*
Ger: Hello eh you wake up already not!
Me: (Fake energetic voice part 2) Haha ya ya I wake up already la!! Don't worry!
Ger: No you don't fake. Wake up open the door and walk to cheng siang's house and say hi to his mother.
Me: *slightly awake* Hahaha simi sai la!!!
(Alyssa in the background): Ask her to go to the toilet and on the tap sound for you to hear.
Ger: OKAY! Wake up now walk to the toilet. I want to hear the tap water sound.
Me: WalauuuUUUUuuuUUuuUuUUu. Okay okay okayyyyy
THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAKE UP CALL EVER. I am still amazed by how they came up with these methods. Haha this actually made my rather dreadful and mundane morning.
And just a random thought, it's very good to have a handsome neighbour who likes to parade in his home topless. This means me can have free show. Teehehehehehe.
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