Fear

I just discovered another fear of mine.

Millipedes.

Wtf damn fucking disgusting lah super super super scary. The exterior is kinda black and shiny and...hard-ish but the underside is pink and all soft-ish. I can deal with small ones like <2 inches. But motherfucking long assed ones like 3 inches< walan eh it's almost on the same level as frogs already.

I was peacefully doing sudoku when a mother of a millipede decides to creep into the shop. We are talking at least 3 inches and above ok. Long and fleshy and very very extremely terrifying. And I swear that the millipede could understand human talk. Cause when I called pei in a state of extreme distress and I said "OMG the millipede is crawling across the shop!!!", the millipede had the nerve to switch course and CRAWLED TOWARDS ME.

That scheming little fucker. Hate millipedes.

And cause I couldn't kill the millipede, I had to use a piece of A4 paper to...scoop it out of the shop. Most terrifying thing besides walking past tanks of frogs at zi char stalls/fish shops.

So in short I just got terrorized by a pretty bold millipede.

You can approximate my level of boredom by seeing how significant a millipede attack is to me.
Haha. Ok I hate millipedes and frogs.