Eye-candy Failure

Was on webcam-ing/video chatting (whatever it's called with pei) when she lent me her facebook account to browse (re: stalk) people.

You see, I have a tip to offer to everyone.

In any case when you're about to stalk your eye-candy's profile, and that eye-candy happens to be one that is very unique.......as in all your friends think that he is not handsome at all but you defiantly live in your own delusion that he is the most gorgeous male on earth...DON'T. Resist the temptation to press the button. RESIST IT. Cause you will regret it. The very minute you see his photo in a blown up, stationary state as compared to shy 2 second glimpses.....you will regret it. Your fantasy would be broken. No not broken, VAPORIZED would be a better word for it. Your fantasy will vaporize and....you will feel like a joke:(

Only pei has seen my failure. And I made her swear that she'll NEVER EVER EVER show anyone my failed eye-candy. Nobody should be given so much hope and placed on such a high pedestal, only to be pushed down to the bottomless pit of let down. Like pei. BAHAHAHAHA so I will not place anyone through the same ordeal.

And after I showed her my..."eye-candy", pei went on a rampage of facebook blind match-making. It was name after name after name of cute and handsome guys. That girl was bent on brain washing and re-calibrating my taste in men.

For now, I shall go mope in shame and disappointment I brought upon myself.

:( This seKret shall die with me. And pei. Hahaha.