Me, being extra nice (and not wanting to look like a total hoarder of chairs since i only bought one cup of ice cappuccino): "Err excuse me? *flashes big smile* you can have my chair"
Lady: "Actually its not your chair, it's the shop's chair."
Wtf?
I just stun. Don't even know to smile politely back at her and pretend that i didn't catch what she said or...stand up and throw the chair into her face and scream "Ya and now it's your fucking chair, happy??!!!???!!!??"
Why people nowadays like this one ah. I just don't get it.
When queuing up to order also leh. I know that the queue is awkwardly positioned but sadly I am not the designer who designed the space to be like this, okay??? If I was the designer there wouldn't even be a queue. Everything will be automated such that you just have to order your food on a screen and the food will be served to you immediately. Yes, I'll make it that easy to accommodate lazy assholes like you. Alas, but I am not. So, sorry while you have to stand for another 30 seconds or so before the person can take your order. Which I'm sure it's all it takes to break your tender ligaments and brittle bones. Sob. Sob.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH multitude of ugly behaviour being blatantly shoved into my face when all I did was study econs. Maybe...this is a sign, to ask me to halt mugging for an extremely confusing and mind fucking subject. Hehehe yeah right you wish ah meishan, you wish.
Self made cha soba was yummyyyyyyyy~ Wasabi spam and I end up feeling like a dragon after every bite. Like having to release that tension from I donno where aiya ok you get what i mean right it's the feeling after eating wasabi. But, shiokness max!!!!
I talk to myself alot...esp when watching tv shows. Haha. I am my own commentator and audience to the comments i make. And i use like a pseudo american (sometimes british) accent to make my comments just to sound intelligent to myself. HAHAHA does that even make sense? The whole loneliness thing is starting to get to me :O I need excitement forcefully injected into my blood stream now lah if this goes on I can star in the walking dead as a zombie extra alr :(
x. This space is filled with rants and rants and never ending rantsssssssssssssssssssssssss
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