Me: How are you?
Ab: I'm good what's up?
Me: No you must answer "fine". Okay restart how are you?
Ab: What's this about. You know you won't get it so easily from me.
Me: Haiya you paranoid. I saw something online so I want to tell you.
Ab: Fine. I'm fine.
Me: I didn't ask how you look.
Ha ha ha ha one of the better pick up lines I've came across in a long time.
Okay so the whole thing is supposed to go like this:
How are you?
I'm fine.
I didn't ask how you look.
(cause gurl you know you lookin' fine as hell) (swag) (in case you want to go black) (swag on you sittin' by the fire while we eating fondue) (yes I know the rap lyrics to bieb's boyfriend cause it annoys the heck out of the brother at home and it serves as daily entertainment when he goes SIS CAN YOU STOP IT NOW) (and then I'll go say hello to falsetto in three two, I like to be, anyondsfoenf hey girl *points to him* lemme talk to you if I was your boyfriend)
Invoice payment invoice payment accruals tap tap tapitty tap.
Leeettttttt'sss go!
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