ARGO

Went to catch Argo after class and it was fucking awesome. Except.

Except for the 6 or 7 little pricks sitting behind us whom I really, really want to individually push down the stairs, see them tumbling down in slow-mo and then piling up against one another. Rage. So much rage!!! I was feeling so fucking mad and in awe (of the movie, that is) at the same time. Quite a weird sensation I'd say.

Throughout the movie, they were:

1) Talking to each other in their normal conversing volume, which happens to be amplified by a fucking million and one  times when you're in a quiet cinema.
2) Giving extremely eye-rolling worthy comments/reactions.
Example 1.
Movie dialogue: "Argo fuck yourself"
Little asshole 1: HAHAHA OMG HE SAID FUCK. Is this movie rated??
Little asshole 2: OMG hehehe he said fuck! I don't know leh they should rate it NC-16!!

No. The movie shouldn't be rated based on age. It should be rated based on IQ and upbringing because people who have the IQ equivalent of an amoeba with questionable upbringing should be barred from critically acclaimed films like Argo.

Example 2.
Scene with woman dressed in a sexy space suit thing. You couldn't see no cleavage or boobs or nothing. Just a lot of thigh.
Little assholes: HEHEHEHEHE WAAAA HEHEHEHE WAAA.

I don't even.

Example 3.
Little Asshole: Wa this is the most boring movie I've watched la.

Well... I suppose I was expecting a little too much from an amoeba.

3) Just being an extremely ill mannered, rambunctious group of kids.

I don't even know I should be using kids anyway, it almost sounds too mannered for them. Is there another word for kids but with a derogatory nature to it?

Towards the end I really couldn't take it anymore so I turned around and said "Excuse me but do you mind?". And that was after H shushing them twice before and the entire cinema giving them the stink eye.

You would think that they would have felt embarrassed or slightly intimidated by now, but oh no. I was so damn wrong. They just ignored what you said and went on being the little fucks they were.

Even when the film was over and they were screening the credits and a little background story montage thing, they couldn't keep their mouths shut. The lady sitting beside us also couldn't take it anymore (her tolerance for fuckery was obviously higher) so she turned around and told them "If you're not interested in the movie you could just leave. LEAVE! *points to the door*".

How would you have reacted/felt as a tween if someone were to say that to you and your friends in public? I highly doubt that carrying on with being a little fucker would be your answer. It was theirs though, no surprise there.

Left the theater feeling extremely pissed and "wow that movie was really great" at the same time. Never felt that before. Also, I've never heard Huihui cursed as much as she did in the first 15 minutes of leaving the theater either. Haha.

Treated ourselves to DTF for a little xlb lovin' before buying some green tea tofu that looked interesting. Came back, watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead S3, attempted to exercise for a little while before ranting about the very interesting day I've had.

I now have officially developed an aversion for tweens.