170

UFC 170 just ended and I'll probably do a pointless recap whenever I get around doing that but just two things for now:

1. There is no better way to lose than being a jerk with a loose mouth and riling a 205-pounds Daniel Cormier up. Also, angry fights are the best fights (Yay Rory!).

2. Liver shots and Sara Mcmann's impecabble manners. Seriously, girl's got some serious manners. I foresee Herb Dean getting more shit for premature fight stoppage coming off the Faber incident, but this was a just decision la. Ronda Rousey was clearly out to shred Sara's liver using her knees and she did dropped her so it was stoppage in the interest of preventing further unecessary damage.

Eh what else...2 Fight Nights to look forward to before 171: Hendricks vs Lawler for the new welterweight champion. And then Shogun vs Hendo 2 and 172: Jones vs Teixeira, which of course includes Ellenberger (Y U BAIL ON SG) vs Saffiedine (leg kicks and a penchant to slowly chip his opponents away with pain).

Met the bff yesterday and had my wittiest (self proclaimed) moment to date. Backstory: I ordered a veal sausauge sandwich and we were talking about why the meat of young cattles were called veal instead of beef.

G: Why call it veal anyway. There is no different name for the meat of other young animals what. What do you call the meat of a young chicken anyway?
Me: ...eggs?

KEKEKEKEKE.

Question: What is the difference between yogurt and frozen yogurt apart from the state of matter?

Bonus question: Why can't I get thin mints flavoured creamer anywhere? Grace Helbig makes it sound like liquid happiness in a bottle and all I want is just for my morning coffee to be happy god dammit is that too much to ask for?!

But seriously please let me know where I can get thin mints flavoured creamer. Or just peppermint flavoured.

Coconut is fine too I like coconuts.

This post has derailed for far too long.