MEAT

Today marks the 3rd day after my wisdom tooth surgery and I am wide awake at 3.42am after trying to fall asleep since 1am.

I am 100% serious when I say that I want nothing more right now than for the following 5 things.

1) The swelling to go away because right now I look like I permanently have a marble stuck in my right cheek. Or am in an abusive relationship. Or GSP in every fight he has been in because that dude bruises as easily as a very ripe banana.

2) My stitches to be removed. I really, really want them to be removed because shit's annoying as hell. My dentist went to town with them and it makes it impossible to align the top and bottom rows of my teeth comfortably. Or to sleep with my mouth closed through the whole night. Or for me to eat meat because I cannot chew properly/pain-freely.

3) Grilled crabsticks. Those artificial crab meat dyed a potentially poisonous red that financially strained students buy to their bbq gatherings. I very rarely eat them (save for the ones in cheap sushi) but I have been craving grilled crabsticks since a few months ago and that craving has not been satisfied. This has only been amplified during this (gastronomically) trying period.

4) Meat.

5) Meat.

I would fail terribly at all types of vegetarianism. Also, this post is very first world problem worthy.

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*GoT SPOILER ALERT*

(But seriously, The Watchers on the Wall episode aired last week. Just watch it already.)

The episode thoroughly satisfied my Styr obsession, aka tall and huge bald men with a very intimidating presence, preferably with no affiliation to white supremacist gangs. Plus I was very happy with the way he was killed, all in it's bloody and violent glory with a hammer through the head.

Giggity.

This episode is my favourite thus far - how could it not be? It is filled with so many freaking awesome fighting scenes and epic dialogues and CGI goodness.

Side note, this happened.

(Ser Alliser rallying his men moments before the Thenns attacked)

Ser Alliser:  Those are Thenns on our walls, they eat the flesh of the men they kill! Do you want to fill the belly of a Thenn tonight? Tonight we fight!

This was the exact response I had in my mind.

Eh....depends? Do they cook their enemies alive? I really have no qualms with them eating me after I die. Just don't grill me over an open flame when my nervous system is still working. I mean, the men of the Night's Watch aren't exactly waiting to be commemorated for years to come under an artisan made tomb stone/statue right.

(Time check: 5.10am...my mind is very much scrambled so I will just move on. Takeaway point: SUPER AWESOME EPISODE.)

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A short documentary I watched recently about rehydrating corpses for identification purposes.

And an example of my sense of (inappropriate) humour because this has been cracking me up for days after. You best believe that I giggle uncontrollably every time I think about it.

I contributed to the 15.

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My annoyance at my stitches is at it's all time high right now. Bloody balls.