ORIGINAL

Situations when you get to observe Meishanosaurous behaving in her natural habitat:

1) At home
2) When with close friends
3) Overseas (or anywhere else I am certain that the chances of me bumping into someone I know is 0.00001%)

Like what Nicki said, let's go to the beach, each, lets go get away.


So I went to JB. 

Had stone grill for lunch and it was probably not very wise of me to order salmon. Oil spattering was no joke and I regretted very much not wearing jeans because what's worse than hot oil burning your hand is hot oil landing on your thighs. But the food was good though, and cheap! So that sort of balanced it out. Cheaper food for burnt thighs.

Went to try on some clothes before walking into cotton on to try on some shoes. I checking out how I looked with the shoes on in the mirror when I realised that I didn't button up my fly properly. This particular pair of shorts has 4 buttons for a fly instead of a regular zip, and I forgot to button up the bottom-est button.

I turned around, and said this to huihui "Eh I forgot to button up my shorts so I am going to do so discreetly. Walk beside me and act normal."

With that, I very discreetly tried to button up my shorts but it wasn't budging at all. So it looks like I am struggling to do something to my crotch which I am not and it just looks very wrong. After 3 minutes of intense struggling trying to button up the damn thing it still wasn't working. I hate freshly washed denim. Plus I was starting to attract weird stares from people.

Huihui noticed the stares too so she just looked at me and said with a you-are-the-most-ridic-person-ever-and-this-is-so-funny tone "Wa 你还没有好啊. *sniggers*" And so I gave up my attempt and continued to walk around with one button unbuttoned. Anyway it was at the bottom so no one would actually spot it.

It wasn't until later that I realise I could have gone into cotton on's dressing room to deal with the button drama.

Plus we watched ice age 4. Drake and Nicki Minaj were voicing teenage mammoths. Lol.

Okay this is very random.

xx

MODERN

Mitch: We took lily on her first train ride. Just a quick trip to Chinatown.
Cam: I was worried she would think we were taking her back to Vietnam, but she seemed okay.
Mitch: Yeah, yeah. Possibly because she was in infant when she left Vietnam. Also Vietnam is not China. 
Cam: Well, I had a lollipop just in case.

Cam: I have an idea. Why don't we ride the next train until it catches up?
Mitch: They don't catch up. It's called a collision.
Cam: Well do you have a better idea?

HAHAHAHA IS THERE A FUNNIER DIALOGUE OUT THERE OR WHAT.

And also because there's Kevin Hart in this episode who happens to be my fave black comedian...whose name I had to google "short black comedian" in order to type this.

Modern family is awesome.

AWKWARD

I am bad with dealing with awkward situations. No make that very very extremely bad. More often than not, I'll just be super eager to please and make agree to something I will most probably regret.

Aka "Hey do you want to meet ___ and ___ for dinner sometime?"
Instead of saying upfront that I didn't want to meet one of ___ and that I feel guilty having to reject his request, I replied the following.

"How about we 2 just grab dinner some time? Timing's better to coordinate anyway."

Let's just hope that he asked it as a cordial invitation and really had no intention to follow up on his words because if he acts otherwise, I will have to drag my sorry ass and lay in the coffin I built.

Damn me and my incapability to deal with awkward situations. JUST. DAMN.

TSE

How did I end up watching a 1 hour 23 minutes long video on Youtube with Nicholas Tse talking about entrepreneurship and the importance of education and how to succeed in life when I started off looking for a clip of him speaking in english on ANTM Season 18. He looks damn good by the way.


And Bones Season 7's ending is just........Shit. SHIT. It infuriates me so much when the whole season has only 13 episodes and the ending is so shitty. Suspense is not about spanning a case across 3/4/god knows how many episodes and across 2 seasons and withholding the conclusion to no end. Pick up a James Morrell book please. URGH.


I don't know what infuriates me more. My favourite drama series having a shitty suspense plot or that I speak about a television show with so much passion. Or that Nicholas just made me feel like I am a lost sheep in search for my true calling in life.

Damn you, Nic. (Yes we are on first name calling basis because I just sat through an hour's video of you talking about how you found your success, Nic)

COUNTRY

I truly truly believe that certain things are just damn bloody fated. Like how I would end up singing karaoke at 2 in the afternoon with Huihui, my primary school friend whom I have not met in ages, and her cousin whom I am going to Hong Kong with.

Lol don't worry, I kinda surprised myself too.

Catching up was great and laughing about the same things when we were 10 except with better vocab and experience to draw from just made it x100 better. In the words of Chong Min, 我们都是十年不变.

I could still remember the days when she+her bro, together with me+my bro, would wind up throwing our shoes at each other at the playground. The game was to take out (or stink out) your opponent by throwing your shoes at them. Do not ask me how we came up with this game though, times of walkman and dial-up connection creates the most unexpected forms of entertainment.

After 5 hours of intense karaoke, we were one too many honey water away from exploding so we decided to bounce. Hui2 and I went for dinner, Chong Min went for another intense round of karaoke (good luck to her throat) and Chong Ling went home.

During our dinner conversation and I was telling Hui2 how excited I am about everything because they just gelled so damn well together and how I was so so so grateful for things to work out the way they did. Fo' real I am really reaaaallly thankful and just over the moon about things.

Que the happy dance please.

Okay and these are some random updates about what's going on in the last few months.

Made meatballs for 2 consecutive weeks

Kee Chang drizzled drenched in gula melaka = DA BOMB

Floral top in the most prettiest green-blue colour I have ever came across.

Or the prettiest shade of green-blue I could ever buy with 20 bux lol. TOPSHOP Y YOU NO CHEAPER.

So....to friendships and awesome events! :)