MODERN

Mitch: We took lily on her first train ride. Just a quick trip to Chinatown.
Cam: I was worried she would think we were taking her back to Vietnam, but she seemed okay.
Mitch: Yeah, yeah. Possibly because she was in infant when she left Vietnam. Also Vietnam is not China. 
Cam: Well, I had a lollipop just in case.

Cam: I have an idea. Why don't we ride the next train until it catches up?
Mitch: They don't catch up. It's called a collision.
Cam: Well do you have a better idea?

HAHAHAHA IS THERE A FUNNIER DIALOGUE OUT THERE OR WHAT.

And also because there's Kevin Hart in this episode who happens to be my fave black comedian...whose name I had to google "short black comedian" in order to type this.

Modern family is awesome.