WHAT

Embarrassing moment of the day:

Me buying fruit (okay it was bananas again), feeling quite contented that he was not there because it has been a week since I semi ruined fruit buying for myself. I desperately wanted to be in and out in 5 seconds but I paid $2 instead of $2.60 so the dude was looking at me like "yo it's 2.60 man. Can't you count?" okay maybe not that mean but I was trying to meet 5 seconds. And of course I panicked, took back my $2 and gave him a shitty $10 instead. So I passed the 5 seconds mark and someone went "Meishan you end school so early today ah?" and I felt my spine shrink back in a little out of embarrassment because 1) I thought he had a twin brother and 2) He could actually recognise me. God where is a hole when you need one.

Frustrating moment of the day:

Me spending 30 minutes trying to figure out my password. And username. For my school's portal. I clicked the "Forgot your password? Click here and we will direct you to a YOUR MEMORY IS BAD AND SO YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD page" which they tried to make me recall my student identification number. Oh my goodness. More recalling and fumbling around my desk trying to find official papers that would state any clues of what those 3 were but I could only find 1. So the redirected page couldn't help me either. I was doomed. I needed to access that damn portal to get my results on Friday. But somehow I manage to recall my school's email account and by a miracle I found my way in there and managed to get in the portal after all.

Only to realise I had a word document named "PASSWORDS" with all the usernames and passwords of every other account I ever owned.

Wtf.

You know what. How about embarrassing moment of the day 2. I bought 2 boxes of a variation of something I really really need. Like buying shampoo when I need conditioner but with something else. Curse of the sales. I really thought that I saved on this. DAMN IT

FRIDAY

I just had the most random friday.

Met the boys early with going to katong for korean bbq in mind but...well. When prest busted out "Hmm you sure tampines no korean bbq? Wanna go check the malls first?", the following ensued.

Bel: We are not going to venture out of tampines right.
Me: Yup.

So we ended up having dinner at Nando's, lol.

Anyhow, halfway through the dinner, this conversation came up.

Pres: You are not going to pay for today's dinner okay it's your early birthday celebration.
Ab: Since when! (looks at me) It's not even your birthday yet! It's suppose to be next week!
Pres: No it's today!
Ab: Then why you never tell me?

Me.

Hahahahaha.

So, why is this a random friday you ask? Let's look at the following events that took place.

1. Belly sneaked away for 5 minutes of illegal gambling

2. I went to buy bananas

3. Realized that there is no twin brother situation going on and I just ruined fruit buying for me

4. Went to the park to do pull ups (well the boys did I just watch and counted)

5. My cramps acted up

Of course number 5 had to happen. It's not enough that tampons are part of our conversation, I have to cramp in front of them too. Yeah, that's how I roll. 

So the boys sent me home while I walk semi-bent over and hollering about how I want to rip out my own uterus. That's normal. And when I reach home this is how I spend the night.

And the following Sat and Sun. OHGODWHYISTHISHAPPENINGTOME

BLUE

Justin Bartha has some seriously blue eyes man. All I could concentrate on was how friggin' blue his eyes are in The Rebound. Damn. I wonder if there are smurfs living in there or what, it's almost too blue to be true.

Also, I have a tendency to look at people (mostly girls) that I find interesting way for too long than the socially accepted 4.32 seconds. Pass that and I am giving out a creepy-stalker-is-she-lesbian? stare. I need an internal alarm that goes off like "You're staring. Stop it." every time I do that. Preferably in a very intimidating Liam Neeson like voice when he threatens the kidnappers in Taken.

BANANA

My plan after I reach home was this.

1) Go toilet.
2) Withdraw money.
3) Buy banana.
4) Cut hair.

I only managed to complete the first task. The atm machine wasn't working "temporarily" but I really believe that was a conspiracy against me and bananas. I had no cash with me so I couldn't do 3). Plus the hair salon beside the fruit stall was closed. And then jumong only aired for 30minutes today because of olympics.

Am I the only one that is not caught up in the olympic hype? Hmm.

Last week when I bought bananas,

Aunty at the stall: 哇你买给几个人吃？
Me: Err..............hahaha 我一个人吃......
Joel: 没有买给爸爸吃？

And then we chatted for awhile.

If he didn't initiate the convo I would be quite hesitant to be the one initiating it. Only cause he looks a lot a lot a lot like his brother and most of the time I'm trying to figure out whether it's the brother or him but I couldn't so I just concentrate on picking out the best looking banana to avoid making small talk with someone that looks like someone I know.

I have done that more than I would like to admit and those are not my proudest moments.

I don't want to jeopardize any future fruit buying experiences.

This shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

DRAMA

I'm not quite done with my movie phase, but I've decided to switch over to HK dramas after sitting through 2 consecutive shit ass movies. I need me some palette cleansers pronto.

Honestly 2 sub-par movies wouldn't affect me that much, but  these 2 are really the down at the bottom of Satan's unflushed toilet. Dawn of the Dead actually had the potential to be really cool a la The Walking Dead. But wtf the zombies in there have no handicap at all. They are like a breed between Usain Bolt and the zombies in I am Legend, minus the vulnerability to sunlight. Where can like this!! Plus at the end everyone either dies/turns into a zombie. SHIT MOVIE.

And as for The Machinist, I originally thought that anything featured under the same category as Shutter Island would be equally as thrilling, but that's also another shit assumption I made. Apart from Christian Bale's appalling ability to starve himself so skinny, nothing else is exciting. It's just about a guy feeling really guilty + acute insomnia. Tell me why this requires 102 minutes I'll never get back.

Okay. End of my movie rant.

But 回到三國 and 飛虎 seem like really nice dramas up till now. So...I guess my palette cleanser choices are working. 回到三國  is ridiculously funny. Highlight of my week was watching 劉備 screaming sei bat por. Lolol I don't know how they are going to top that.

Plus 飛虎 has scenes of topless super fit + real cute snipers bathing. In the FIRST episode. Tell me that isn't a sign of an awesome drama. Those guns are no kidding man. And his gam fit body is gloriously hanging off the football goal post now.

But these are on going dramas so my anticipation levels are being tested again.

Plus it's like the US networks are concurrently withholding all my favourite dramas' new seasons. HIMYM, Modern Family, New Girl, The Client List, Bones blah blah blah. :'''''''''(

Anticipation test difficulty level: Impossibruuuuuuuuuuu!