My plan after I reach home was this.
1) Go toilet.
2) Withdraw money.
3) Buy banana.
4) Cut hair.
I only managed to complete the first task. The atm machine wasn't working "temporarily" but I really believe that was a conspiracy against me and bananas. I had no cash with me so I couldn't do 3). Plus the hair salon beside the fruit stall was closed. And then jumong only aired for 30minutes today because of olympics.
Am I the only one that is not caught up in the olympic hype? Hmm.
Last week when I bought bananas,
Aunty at the stall: 哇你买给几个人吃?
Me: Err..............hahaha 我一个人吃......
Joel: 没有买给爸爸吃?
And then we chatted for awhile.
If he didn't initiate the convo I would be quite hesitant to be the one initiating it. Only cause he looks a lot a lot a lot like his brother and most of the time I'm trying to figure out whether it's the brother or him but I couldn't so I just concentrate on picking out the best looking banana to avoid making small talk with someone that looks like someone I know.
I have done that more than I would like to admit and those are not my proudest moments.
I don't want to jeopardize any future fruit buying experiences.
This shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
No comments:
Post a Comment