BOSSY

My tuition student just said the funniest thing I've heard all week. "'Ronaldinho is just Drogba with the mouth protruding." Lol I laughed so hard because her face was so deadpan when she made that comment.

Second funniest was Pres's birthday card to me. "Since I care about your birthday more than you do I shall keep things short. Happy anniversary to your umbilical cord separation." He passed me that along with my present, which was wrapped in newspaper and contained in a sheng shiong plastic bag. I almost thought he got groceries for me. Luckily it wasn't. Because I prefer NTUC.

Anyway, I really really really appreciate that he got me the book by Tina Fey. I've wanted to read that for agessssSSSsss. I'm thoroughly appreciating the present by restraining myself from going through it in 1.5 days. Gonna savour it during my flight to HK. Awwwww yeah.


Also, I remember what belly said a few weeks ago. "You want to know what kind of guys she is attracted to? Just pick the ugliest guy out of the group." Now I feel like I'm having a Phil Dunphy moment.

Phil Dunphy: I'll admit it. I am turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams...Wait a minute.

Lol sorry Bang Yong Guk. You rap really well though.