Left home at precisely 755pm so I can watch 国际交易所2 at 8pm when I reach belly's place. Ha ha yes I schedule my life according to television show timings.
Me: I lao4 tio4 my neck while squeezing a lemon just now eh.
Ab: Hahahaha you super weak please *hand reaches over*
Me: *Extending my neck*
Ab: *Pats my shoulder* * Realizes my extended neck* EH you think I want to help you massage ah!
Me: Ya la no meh?
Ab: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. YOU WAIT ANOTHER 2 MONTHS MAYBE WILL HAVE.
This is what friends are for. Lol.
When Pressy arrived I was already onto watching Bones season 6 on cable. And boy does he have a shitload of questions to ask me about bones.
Pr: What is this show about?
Me: It's about a forensic anthropologist examining the bones of murder victims to find evidence to catch the murderer.
Pr: The bones? Means they must strip off the flesh of the body?
Me: Ya.
Pr: Like this how to song ka?
LIKE THIS HOW TO SONG KA. HOW TO SONG KA.
Bahahahaha how in the world did he even come up with that question. I can't even.
Had dinner, went into the room to slack a little more while waiting for Yunling to arrive before we commence the hair cutting ceremony. Pres's song recommendation - Amazing horse.
Look at my horse. My horse is amazing.
^ That's how the song goes. Lolol it has got something to do with dota 2 so I guess it's normal that it's weird.
Speaking of dota 2, Zac was watching a long ass video of a dota match with a British commentator in the background. It's the kind of thing that you will not believe it's existence until you see it for yourself. That's gaming passion on a whole new level.
So fast forwarding through a whole bunch of weird Youtube videos, Yunling arrived and the hair cutting ceremony starts!
1) Straight bangs
2) Bowl hair cut
3) No more side burns
4) Almost a mullet
5) Mohawk with bangs
6) Mohawk with ponytail
7) Everything off except for a ponytail aka GANGSTA HAIR
8) Botak
Ha ha ha ha this is what you get when you have 6 evil friends hairstylists trying to input their creativity all at once. Belly's dad with the camcorder was going "These are all the criminals..." and taking a mugshot close up of all of us. Lolol.
Half way through 4),
Pr: How do I look now?
Me: Very professional.
Ab: Ya a professional retard.
Me: I said professional but I didn't specify your profession.
Ha ha ha ha ha who knew a hair cut with a purpose of taking everything off would take 1 hour.
Reached home later than I wanted to but it was allll worth it.
See ya later in 2 weeks alligator.
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