WISDOM

My wisdom tooth has been gnawing at my gums non stop since this morning and it is frustrating me to no end because it hurts whenever I move my jaw. Anything pain relating to the mouth area sucks a whole lot because 1) it's small, but yet hurts like a mother compared to anywhere else and 2) it hurts like a mother.

I dread going to the dentist and having to face the reality of extracting my wisdom tooth because anything you can't see happening has a way of building up the hurt factor in your mind. Plus dental machinery makes the most horrifying sounds. If they sound like Engelbert Humperdinck all the time, I'm sure it would make dental trips much more enjoyable.

The point is, I am extremely reluctant to visit the dentist because of the pain factor. Also, extracting wisdom tooth is essentially this.

You are now allowed to use the following expression on me.

 

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