This is my morning routine: Browsing TYT /VICE, catching up on mostly depressing but occasionally uplifting news, and then jumping over to a website that scrutinises body image.
Scrolling through photos of a 20 year old Sofia Vergara who just gave birth 4 months prior and thinking...HOLY DAMN. She looks amazing now at 42 but god damn a 20 year old Sofia is just hotness on a whole other level. Another planet out of the world other level.
Also, I like reading through the comments because sometimes you'll get this one troll who goes...
Troll: Perfect? She has no curves, she looks angular and bones are sticking out. and her legs tapered straight down, no muscularity there. I assure you, the perfect female figure does not resemble a 12 year old boy.
Who then gets shot down by an incredibly funny comeback.
Comeback: I can assure you as someone that used to be a 12 year old boy I never looked like a 20 year old Sofia Vergra.
For reference, this is what blessed genetics look like.
I think this deserves another wowza. Excuse me while I go pick up my fallen jaw once again. Along with my self esteem.
Right now I can safely say that I for sure forgot the point I was trying to get to in this post so I shall get back to my financial reporting revision instead.
I feel like a prime number (apart from 2) right now because I can't even.
Hehehehehe. (that's really the embodiment of my sense of humour right there)
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