FUENTES

This is how much my attention span has receded (pun intended, you'll realise soon enough). I'm suppose to collate and refresh a bunch of organic chemistry notes I have sitting in a folder, which really isn't all that much considering it's mostly just copying and pasting things together.

But whaddayaknow. The following is a list of things I have done since embarking on this task, which in hindsight is probably why I'm still not done, but let's go through them nonetheless shall we.

1. Two Joe Rogan podcasts, which are both 3 hours long. So that's a total of 6 hours down the drain and I'm still left with a good 35% to completion.

I say the next point with great sheepishness so try to keep that in mind before judging me.

2. Two big plastic mugs of cheap merlot and...red grape juice mixed together. Now, I'm pretty sure this information is enough to anger some dead french wine connoisseur somewhere so much that he comes back to life, flies over, stuffs me in a wine barrel and proceeds to kick-roll me through a vineyard in a quaint french countryside so that my screams for help cannot be heard but I have my reasons.

Reason 1: The biggest liquid containing cylinder I had at home happens to be a plastic mug.
Reason 2: I needed wanted to finish up the juice. And the wine. So in my infinite ingenuity, I...

You know what. I'll just climb into the barrel myself.

3. A singular kinder bueno stick. And resisting the urge to finish the other stick.

4. Googled "king tut recreation" because it was mentioned on the podcast and marvelled over the pictures of his side profile. Is this another side effect of years of royal incentuous relationships? Also, can anyone just spell Tutankhamen offhandedly?

5. Listening to metal and post-hardcore music because I thought that the incessant screaming is going to help with my concentration and motivation. That only lasted for about 3 songs in before I googled the lyrics to Hold On Till May, read most of Vic Fuentes' Wikipedia page, and then discovered this gem of a tumblr page because it showed up as a related search.

fuckyeahvicfuentesbaldpatch

This is an entire tumblr page dedicated to Vic's bald spot, which as recommended, should be caressed when presented with the opportunity.

Lolol I literally can't with this tumblr page. A blog solely centered around a ridiculous subject ran by someone with a great sense of humour, along with ridiculously funny anonymous submissions. A prime example:

Is there anything funnier than irrational anger? The giggles from this page are endless.

6. Proceeded to google Marilyn Manson and found out that he would be in the upcoming final season of Sons of Anarchy. Side note, I am very very dreading the end of SoA. The script is great, the acting is impeccable, and the music on the show is one of the best out there as far as television series goes. Kurt Sutter is a genius.

7. This blog post.

It is now 2.23am and the 35% still remains uncompleted. God dammit.