LUMBER

Flipped through a magazine during breakfast toady and I came across the word "lumbersexual". You know how "metrosexual" is used to describe men who spend more time grooming themselves? Lumbersexuals are just metrosexuals with beards. Because somehow, having a beard is the only qualifying factor you need to become a lumberjack.

I just...can't. This has got to be one of the most stupid terms I've come across ever since "bae", which I initially thought was just a ghetto spelling of "babe" but it turns out to be an acronym for "before anything else".

That being said, I ain't mad at the at look though, because apparently being "lumbersexual" means looking like this:

(L-R: Charlie Hunnam (repping the entire Sons of Anarchy cast), Alexander Gustafsson, Conor McGregor)

So if  "lumbersexual" just means "hot men with beards" then...I'm down with whatever lame name social media is deeming this look as. Because how can a girl possibly stay mad at something that looks like that /inserts heart eyes emoji.

But let's move on to a different topic. 

Who caught UFC 184 this afternoon?

1. RONDA FUCKING ROUSEY.

14 seconds? 14 seconds to finish a fight?? God damn, to think that I thought that 16 seconds was already a beast of a timing when she had beaten Alexis Davis back in July. Ronda is just an absolute beast of a warrior. So who is left for the UFC to put against Ronda? Miesha Tate 3.0? Cat Zingano 2.0? I could not think of anyone who is even remotely close to being a considerable competitor for Ronda Rousey at this moment.

2. ELLENBERGER VS KOSCHECK'S NECK

Finally a win for Ellenberger! Definitely a much deserved win (and performance of the night) after coming off of 3 losses. Gotta give Koscheck his due props because he was already foaming at his mouth before even considering tapping out. We all know about Ellenberger's knockout power, so just imagine the same power (or more) being wrapped around your neck. No doubt that Josh Koscheck is going to have a rough few nights with his neck after today.

...and that's all I can remember from UFC 184.

By now you must be thinking, "Oh wow Meishan, you must be quite free today to be able to write this post ah!". But you are wrong. You are very wrong. I have promised my cousin to help him with his write up (aka turn his points into a full 500 words essay) and have brought home a ton of work to clear, but here I am, procrastinating it all by writing this damn post - including finding photos and making a collage of "lumbersexuals" - because I am really dreading doing anything remotely productive.

I just want to bury myself under my sheets and have someone tell me that my weekend is extended till Wednesday.