PMS

18th March, 2015
Inside Orchard Central's toilet right now and Fall Out Boy's music isn't doing much except impede my bowel movements. Goddammit.

25th March, 2015
So...apparently my bowel movements were slowed down by Fall Out Boy a week ago.

('bout a week agooo week agooo)

Today has been an entire day of lethargy and irritability, coupled with having 1 salted caramel krispy kreme after lunch and then shamelessly muching on seaweed potato chips and strawberry cheesecake ice cream right now.

Has there ever been a clearer indication of PMS?

I'm for sure going to regret my dietary (or lack of) choices the next day, but for right now...fuck it man.

Did I mention that I have been craving spaghetti and meatballs since forever? Seriously though. Browsing through Stefan Struve's twitter pictures are making me really hungry.

What is this post even about. All coherence is lost on me.