EARNED IT

*deletes "From The Fifty Shades of Grey Soundtrack" from the song title*
*deletes "Fifty Shades of Grey Soundtrack" as the album name and replaces it with "Unknown" instead*
*deletes the album artwork because it was the poster of Fifty Shades of Grey*

...all while I fervently regret the amount of time I wasted spent reading all 3 of the damn books because I succumbed to pop culture and was curious about the hype surrounding these books. Also, despite finding the whole storyline immensely ridiculous early on, I still couldn't stop myself from finishing the series because I hate not completing book series.

By the way, if you are curious as to how ridiculous the story line was, it ended with a pregnant lady fighting and eventually shooting a revengeful boss who was fired because of his sexual harassment ways, all in an effort to save her husband's sister who was kidnapped by said ex-boss. Pregnant lady also pretended to break up with her husband whilst trying to wipe out their joint account so that she has enough money for the ransom demanded by the ex-boss.

I also vaguely remember a paragraph detailing how he forced her to pee in front of him after she woke up from the coma after the fight (of course she fell into a bloody coma, because what this story is lacking is more drama) because he wanted to make sure that she was alright. During urination. Because turning around or leaving the bathroom door unlocked is clearly a gross negligence.

His whole intense personality was rationalized under the cloak of his childhood trauma (abusive father, drugged up whore of a mother) when he was only 3 or 4 years old. After which he was adopted by a rich ass family who provided him with nothing but love and wealth and tools for success. Perhaps I'm not as perceptive when it comes to the lasting impacts of childhood trauma, but all the while I was like...dude, just get over it already would you? You are clearly more than compensated for for the first 3 horrible years of your life. Just get on with it and stop trying to use it as some sort of tragic back story for your actions already la!

So yes, I am clearly trying my best to move on from the shame of reading Fifty Shades. But The Weeknd's song...GOD DAMN IT.

I'm going to have to indulge in this song by deleting all traces of Fifty Shades, but god damn is this song...worth it. *sniggers to self because of song pun I just made*