Friday, October 23, 2015

FORMS

Struggling to complete a performance development assignment and these are the following that I have completed since 12.30am:

1) Showered and washed my hair.
I know, I know, I am a pig who rolls around in her own filth up to the absolute last minute until someone (my brother) goes to the bathroom and I decide that I'm gonna fight the person (my brother) for it. I'm 23. I still don't know why I willingly choose to fight over bathrooms.

2) Opened up the assignment and started on it.
Oh, I also decided to make myself a cup of iced coffee because yknow, what's a better way to screw up your sleeping clock?

3) Opened up the Spotify app.
I thought that having music playing while I work would make me more productive. Apparently my procrastination is immuned to any productivity attempts past 12.30am, because I then proceeded to create a rap/hip-hop playlist on my account and named it Hotline Bling (courtesy of Drake, of course). I have about 39 songs on my playlist right now.

4) More of 2).
I finished my iced coffee. Caffeine effect is slowly kicking in because I am getting turnt up, by myself, in front of a PDF document, with Drake and Big Sean encouraging me in the background. (Blessings is playing right now, if you are curious)

5) Moved on from rap to Mariah Carey.
Best of Mariah Carey, I might add. And googling the lyrics of "We Belong Together" so I can sing the song more accurately. The playlist is currently at "Touch My Body" and I cannot listen to the song with a straight face because all I can picture is that Korean dude singing.

Time check: 2.45am

I'll check back in about 1 hour and hopefully I'll be done by then.

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The above was typed on Friday morning, and here I am on Sunday attempting to finish, yet another incomplete post cause your girl must have knocked the fuck out right after completing the assignment.

Went for my...sixth(?) driving lesson and I am starting to realise that I *miiiiight* have a reckless bone in me when it comes to driving.

*Me at a 2-way stop sign*
*Slowly inching my way forward cause I was just releasing the clutch*
*Instructor slams on the brakes*
Instructor: Eh!!! You can't go yet!!!
Me: Huh?? Why not!
Instructor: *points to a truck and a lorry simultaneously coming from both sides*
Me: Oh ya, I saw that too. I just thought we could miss them if we sped through fast enough ma.
Instructor: .....

Also I was tailgating another learner driver cause he/she turned too slowly at a stop light. Actually, "Alamak 谁叫他转到这样慢!" were my exact words.

*sheepish smile* I know, I know, the nerve of your girl. I'm gonna try and reel it in during my next lesson before karma bites me back real quick.

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