Obedient Wives Club

Okay, so this is old news.

Read here and here if you want to know the full details of this club.

Obedient Wives Club, or OWC if you prefer, is a club that promotes wives to be subservient to their husbands, be at their every beck and call, and most importantly,"make love better than "first-class prostitutes" to solve familial problems".

WHOA WAIT UP THERE BRO. So you're saying making love better than a first-class prostitute will solve familial problems?

Obedient Wife: We would have enough money to buy milk powder for our infant if you didn't gamble it all away!
Husband: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. THAT THIS IS ALL MY FAULT? *menacing stare*
Obedient Wife: No no sorry it's all my fault let's have sex now.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Like this also can ah?

Can. Obviously, anything is possible as long as the wife can perform sexually comparable to a first class prostitute.

Quoting the literature professor (I wonder what kind of literature text he has been reading. Nothing related to women's rights I guess) who's in charge of the Singapore branch of OWC, "..we believe that obedient wives can avoid various detrimental social problems such as prostitution, divorce, gambling, domestic violence and others."

Why am I not surprised at the prowess of OWC solving various prevalent social problems.

1) Prostitution wouldn't be a problem anymore if you made your own wife THE prostitute.
2) Divorce would be out of the question. You are an obedient wife. LISTEN TO YOUR MAN.
3) Gambling? What gambling. Shut yo' mouth bitch. BE OBEDIENT. Now go lay on the bed and wait for me.
4) Domest.. *slap* BE OBEDIENT.

Well, the prowess of OWC doesn't stop here. Not only can it solve social problems, it can help shape and mould respectful, successful husbands. Wow!

"Before the man can be a good husband and leader, the wife has to first be obedient."

Seriously? Then I'm guessing your mother wasn't that fantastic in bed. Since your father turned out to be an incompetent parent by failing to instill in you say... MORALS AND ETHICS AND RESPECT FOR OTHERS?

So in short this is a very ridiculous club. You're saying that you need a female who is incapable of having her own opinion and give you copious amounts of sexual pleasure at the same time so that you'll feel good about yourself and be a responsible person? How about marrying a waterbottle instead.

Anyway, the latest update about the Singapore branch of the club is that it's not gaining any foothold locally. Apparently Singaporeans aren't all that interested in having/being an obedient water bottle wife.

I wonder why. Perhaps education and proper upbringing proved to be the downfall of OWC.

So to end off this post, this is the most epic statement released by the OWC's in-charge.

"Maybe we will change the name. OWC is too controversial. We can use a simpler name like 'Happy Family' or something,"

And to that an online passerby said:
"This club should be called DIRTY OLD MAN CLUB.."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.