Ruffled mind, restless pillow

My cousin just texted me this...

Thank you meishan jie jie for teaching me geog I got an A1 :)

This is something to be proud and happy bout, except that...............limbu never teach her geog leh. I abstained avoided siam geog like mad cause my geog knowledge is only limited to the rain cycle. Which was probably the only thing I taught her.

Hahahaha then she so cek ark come and thank me! Make me left right 为难。

My cousin really very cute lor. It's like having a little sister!! She will 粘你 and share bout her school stuff and come up with nicknames for classmates that she don't like/or have very ridiculous sounding names which I cannot remember.

Ok now I sound like her teenage mom.

A typical conversation would be...

Her: Meishan jiejie you know ______(inserts ridiculous name) ah, she today blah blah blah
Me: Huh stop stop who is _____?
Her: The organic girl. (Cause apparently the girl's mother feeds her 100% organic stuff. Hahahahaha very cute nickname ma. Don't judge.)
Me: *nods knowingly* Ahhhh. I know who already.

And she gives the most....random answers which will make your day!

I was teaching her literature once (ahem ahem top lit student in sec 2 ok mai siao siao). Trying to explain the whole relation of using specific adjectives to conjure up an almost sub-conscious image of the character to her.

The sentence was something like "The man looked ratty, ......."

Me: So, what will you think of when you think of rats?
Her: Huh.... I don't know leh.

So I decided to help her with the whole thought process.

Me: Okay, so...Hmmm. Where will you usually find rats?

NOW, the answer would most probably be like, in the dumpsters/rubbish bins/dirty places. Right? Then I would be able to go on explaining that the character most likely looked very unkempt, dirty, shabby blah bah. But yknow what she answered me??

Me: Okay, so...Hmmm. Where will you usually find rats?
Her: Oh I know!! PUNGGOL PARK.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha am I the only one who finds this funny??? HaiZzzzzZZzz I'm just trying to type out a long-ass post to make time pass faster cause I forgot to bring my earpiece and there are no speakers here SO I CANNOT WATCH MY GXJ. :(((((((((